George Cough

George Cough is what as known as an "entity" No one knows what he is, why he is here, or what he wants to accomplish.

He somehow is simultaneously the most and least reasonable person(?) in all of existence.

Notable Achievements
Semifinalist in 2020 USABO Exam (neeeeeeeeeeeerd)

Has a girlfriend (at least two confirmed sources on this)

Points of Interest
I mean let's be honest what about George isn't interesting in some way or another?

Is currently working on a solution to the existential threat to all of existence that is "The Anlin Sibling Child"

Quotes
"I hereby dub this meal as 'spag balls'" - On the topic of spaghetti and meatballs

"I think John Oliver is dumb" - A phrase commonly used to lure out the elusive "Viraj"

"Give me a sammich or i will eat your whole ass. This is a theat bub" - An experimentalist haiku

"increase mental anguish? can do ma'am"

"Oh quiet you. Keep this up and your wife's boyfriend might have to send you to bed without dinner"

"smolmch" - On the topic of whatever the hell a "smolmch" is

"turnips be like: 'owo'"

"Eugene where did Brazil go? I need to know"

"How fast does one need to be running before they will be sliced in half by a cheese wire tied between two poles? Asking for a friend"

"Citation needed" (citation needed)

"Boi just google it"

"Ha, this is a recursive quote because it's quoting me saying, 'Ha, this is a recursive quote because it's quoting me saying, 'Ha, this is a recursive quote because it's quoting me saying, 'Ha, this is a recursive quote because it's quoting me saying, 'Ha, this is a recursive quote because it's quoting me saying, 'Ha, this is a recursive quote because it's quoting me saying, .. .... .. . ......... ..... ....... ... ....... .. ...... . .. .... .. . ......... ..... ....... ... ....... .. ...... "  - He went on like this for about 5 hours before something overheated and he passed out for he next three days.

"No comment. Okay maybe one comment. This comment is the one comment. The only comment. And thus I have completed my commenting"