Davita

Davita is a person who does, in fact, exist.

Also known as "Female David," Davita is in a love triangle with George Cough and her father (George is the apex of the triangle, not Davita dw dw).

Davita agrees with George and hates VJ, except when she agrees with VJ and hates George. In fact, the way to disagree/agree with both at the same time has yet to be discovered.

Notable Achievements
Has read every YA romance-fantasy book in existence. 90% of them are terrible.

Exhibition of low-key masochism.

Defeated Marko in The Second Battle of Year Seven and The Third Battle of Year Eight.

Evaded the known terrorist organization "Boy's Discord Group Chat".

Recited the entirety of the first 10 minutes of the Bee Movie in under 60 seconds.

Is the only other person Luca knows who has watched Doctor Who (still only the modern series. Some people just aren't cool enough to watch all four episodes of "Delta and the Bannermen" (1987), or enjoy the subtle, survivalist themes of "Survival" (1989).)

Points of Interest
Has more traction with the opposite sex (note: "heh, heh, 'sex' ") than the rest of us combined (Dylan refuses to engage in further interaction with female human specimens, as such he cannot be compared)

Very intelligent, an absolute debate madlad

Has a wicked basement --> With a frickin' home theater room complete with full-wall projector screen and reclining seats

Is a master of editing photos of her friends into random clothing.

Her mother is the best-selling author of "Who Leads Whom?"

Quotes
"WORD VOYAGE WORD!"

"birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs birbs"

"She's such an icon!" - On the topic of Michelle Tuck-Ponder

"Pain" - On the topic of existence

"TY FOR SENDING THAT HOLY SHIT" - In response to now infamous "lol lol documentaries" about the PHS board meeting

"Wait is the bomb threat thing a drill or actually happening" (Editor's note: A shame that we live in a reality where this is a valid question)

"Extra pizzaz: to make is snazzier"

"I'm stressing out right now" - Before literally every debate

"ljladjf;asjdfasjflj" - After literally every debate

" According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Cooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it... " - On the topic of BEEEES