Dylan Grogson

a.k.a. "God"

Son of Grog

A man of few words, the Grogster is the chosen one. His face chiseled stone, his body chiseled muscle, Dylan radiates more sheer sex appeal than Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson would in a leopard print leotard (citation needed).

"Dylan's so sexy he's like a fire hydrant next to a burning orphanage; he gets all the hose" - Obama probably

Accomplishments
Literally anything you could think of

He also wrote this song:


 * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Points of Interest
Baseball god

Can, in fact, go super saiyan

Has the unique ability to get extreme gamer luck whenever he decides he no longer wants to continue playing a video game.


 * "Why couldn’t I have gotten these when I actually played?" - Dylan on the matter of getting four brawlers in a row

Quotes
"Cheese-toes"

"speaking is for casuals"

"ok lol"

"what?"

"you spelled my name wrong dumbass"

"nice"

"pog"