VJ

"My name is Singh, and by God that's what I'm going to do!"

- - Viraj

VJ da DJ, known as Viraj, also referred to as an annoying cunt, is PHS' highest authority on whether or not computer viruses are life forms. He is also a fan of Dave Chappelle, Ricky Gervais, John Mulaney, and anyone who tells jokes. He was captain of the Science Bowl team and led them to victory in 2019, reaching the national competition.

First Feud with George Cough
Viraj and George hated each other for a bit in 9th grade. No one remembers why.

We don't talk about it

At least like the 37th Feud with George Cough
Viraj incurred the wrath of George Cough and Davita when he posted a joke by Marko on the Charter Discord, leading to a heated debate on Marko's jokes.

Quotes
"look i think they should be considered life forms and viruses in general cause they have done some sequencing on these new viruses they found and they are legit challenging preconcieved notions about viruses plus this is part of a broader debate about what life is, and whether anything like a computer program could be considered living...i mean like "living" things u know right now even comptuers are a bunch of dead things put together...we are a bunch of dead things that aren't dead for some reason and so are computers...so like just cause they are made of different little dead things does it necessarily mean they cant be considered alive at some point !?!??!"

"Wait, why is everybody offended. That's impossible, my joke about the Holocaust was objectively funny. Ricky Gervais said so."

"Japan? John Oliver said something funny about that. Let me send a baker's dozens of videos in the chat to remind you that I, in fact, do watch John Oliver."